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ALBEMARLE PRIVÉBy introduction
A floral sundress, Patricia turned three-quarters away, bright shore lightAP-1804 / 04
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Patricia, a watercolour kind of evening

Auburn hair, a soft voice, blue paint on one knuckle and a paperback detective in her bag.

Available todayEarly evenings, Sundays included

Age
28
Height
172 cm · 5 ft 8 in
Hair
long auburn brown
Eyes
brown
Build
slim
Languages
English
Based
Belgravia · SW1X · SW1W
One hour£600
Dinner date£1,800
Overnight£3,000
02 // contact sheet

The portraits

4 frames of Patricia. Glamour and lifestyle portraits, her face gently blurred, and never any nudity. Select a frame to enlarge it.

03 // dossier

On Patricia

There is often a trace of blue paint on Patricia's left hand, and she stopped apologising for it long ago. Auburn brown hair, long, catching the light the way wet paint does. Slim, 172 cm. Eyes a warm, attentive brown. She dresses in soft, romantic fabrics that move when she does: a floral dress in muted colours, a cardigan around the shoulders, fine gold at the throat. People tend to lower their shoulders around her without quite knowing why.

Gentle, romantic, attentive to the small details you mention once and forget. Late twenties. Her English is warm and low, and she prefers conversation to performance. Watercolour is her discipline, practised most mornings at a small table by a window. Her favourite colour to mix is the grey of a London sky before rain, which she insists contains at least four blues. Film noir is the secret indulgence, the more rain and shadow the better. Bookshops are the refuge, and she can lose an afternoon among secondhand crime novels without noticing the light change.

Her St James's evenings start at the Mall Galleries, on The Mall near Admiralty Arch, where the painting societies hang their shows and watercolours finally get the walls they deserve. She walks slowly, studies the brushwork, then suggests supper somewhere quiet enough to talk about what you both saw. First, if the weather is kind, a slow walk up The Mall towards the palace, the plane trees dark overhead.

Patricia lives in Belgravia, a pleasant walk across the park from Green Park. Hourly from £600; longer evenings on the rates page. Octavia arranges it once you send the details.

// Octavia's notePatricia prefers early evenings and a gentle pace. Two hours at £1,100 suits a gallery and a drink; the dinner date at £1,800 adds a proper supper.

04 // rates

Patricia, by the hour

One ladder serves every introduction on Albemarle Privé. Her journey costs nothing inside fare Zones 1 and 2, and Patricia receives the fee from you in person on arrival.

GBP // time and companionship onlyPatricia, 7 lengths
Patricia, rates in pounds sterling
RefLengthFeeSuitsRequest
R.01One hour60 min£600An aperitif and a first conversation, nothing hurried.Request
R.02Ninety minutes90 min£900Room for a second glass and a proper exchange of views.Request
R.03Two hours120 min£1,100A short supper nearby, or a private view and a drink after.Request
R.04Three hours180 min£1,500Theatre and a late table, or dinner without a watch.Request
R.05Dinner date4 hours£1,800The reservation, every course, then the slow walk back.Request
R.06Overnight10 hours£3,000Dinner through to the morning coffee. A day of notice helps.Request
R.07Weekend awayBy arrangementfrom £6,000A city weekend or a journey, agreed as one sum in writing.Request

Journeys past Zone 2, airport hotels and cancellations: see Rates, terms T.01 to T.08.

05 // an evening

As Patricia keeps it

Patricia is usually early, and so quiet about it that you notice her only when she smiles, a paperback detective story tucked under her arm. She likes to begin with pictures if a gallery is open, and she looks at watercolours the way other people reread letters, closely and more than once. She will explain how hard a clear sky is to paint and then show you one done perfectly. Supper is quiet and unhurried. She asks about the films you loved as a child and admits to watching the same noir classics on rainy Sundays, curtains drawn, tea going cold. Her attention is gentle but complete; you have the rare sense of being properly listened to. The evening ends softly, like the last wash on a painting, with nothing overdone.

? // in her words

Three questions for Patricia

Because watercolour hides nothing, and I like that honesty. It teaches you to decide, and then to accept whatever the water does next.

Philip Marlowe, for the conversation. Though I suspect I would spend dessert rescuing him from some trouble or other.

Old crime novels with the previous owner's notes in the margins. Sometimes they guessed the murderer on page forty.

06 // guest notes

Notes on Patricia

Awaiting

No guest notes published yet.A note appears here only after Octavia has read it: a first name, a month, nothing more. Nothing is ever written on a guest's behalf.

Read by Octavia before it appears · a first name and a month, never more · Patricia can have any note taken down

M // copy and send

A message for Patricia

Already addressed to Patricia. Fill in the brackets and send it; Octavia answers every line in one reply.

to: Octavia, Albemarle PrivéDraft

Hello, I would like to book Patricia on [date] at [time] for [duration]. I am staying at [hotel name], and will share the room number on confirmation.

Diary on request

Patricia, by arrangement

Send a date, an hour and a length. Octavia looks at Patricia's diary before anything else and answers in writing, usually within minutes.