Luna, front of house on the Haymarket
Dark auburn hair, a bold laugh and an independent streak that picks the play herself.
Available todayEvenings, curtain-up onwards
- Age
- 22
- Height
- 171 cm · 5 ft 7 in
- Hair
- long, dark auburn red
- Eyes
- brown
- Build
- curvy
- Languages
- English
- Based
- Mayfair · W1K · W1J
On Luna
Luna does not wait to be told where an evening is going. As a rule, she has already booked it. 171 cm and curvy, with long dark auburn hair that turns properly red under a streetlamp and brown eyes that hold their ground. Her style is bold and modern, a strong colour, a clean line, a bare shoulder, worn with complete conviction and not a trace of apology. She dislikes dithering, loves a plan and changes it only for something better.
Independent, direct, excellent company. Early twenties, with a low, quick laugh and English to match. Theatre is the first love, new writing above all, and she will go twice when the first visit surprised her. A film camera follows her everywhere, thirty-six frames at a time. Wine is the third passion, pursued with more discipline than you might guess: she tastes blind with friends, keeps score in a ledger and loses gracefully, most of the time. Ask about the worst play she ever sat through; the answer is a small comic performance in itself.
Her evening near St James's is built around the Theatre Royal Haymarket, the old playhouse behind its columned portico, all red plush and gilt inside. A box if one is free, the stalls if not, and supper afterwards within walking distance so the argument about the ending can start at once. She tends to win it, though she is fair about the second act.
Luna lives in Mayfair, so a supper in St James's is a walk rather than a ride. Her hour is £600 and the dinner date £1,800, both on rates. Octavia confirms the evening through booking.
// Octavia's noteLuna's ideal booking is a play and supper, which is the dinner date at £1,800. She likes to know the production in advance and will have a view by the interval.
Luna, by the hour
One ladder serves every introduction on Albemarle Privé. Her journey costs nothing inside fare Zones 1 and 2, and Luna receives the fee from you in person on arrival.
| Ref | Length | Fee | Suits | Request |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| R.01 | One hour60 min | £600 | An aperitif and a first conversation, nothing hurried. | Request |
| R.02 | Ninety minutes90 min | £900 | Room for a second glass and a proper exchange of views. | Request |
| R.03 | Two hours120 min | £1,100 | A short supper nearby, or a private view and a drink after. | Request |
| R.04 | Three hours180 min | £1,500 | Theatre and a late table, or dinner without a watch. | Request |
| R.05 | Dinner date4 hours | £1,800 | The reservation, every course, then the slow walk back. | Request |
| R.06 | Overnight10 hours | £3,000 | Dinner through to the morning coffee. A day of notice helps. | Request |
| R.07 | Weekend awayBy arrangement | from £6,000 | A city weekend or a journey, agreed as one sum in writing. | Request |
Journeys past Zone 2, airport hotels and cancellations: see Rates, terms T.01 to T.08.
As Luna keeps it
She waits beneath the portico with the tickets in one hand and a camera in her bag. Luna likes to reach a theatre early and watch the audience before the stage, and she will quietly point out the couple plainly on a first date and the critic pretending not to take notes. Once the curtain rises she disappears into it entirely. At the interval she wants something cold in a glass and your honest opinion, not the polite version. Supper is lively. She argues well, concedes gracefully and switches to wine the moment she senses the table has had enough of the playwright. Decisive, generous, never dull, she sets the tempo from the first bell to the last glass, and nobody minds following it.
Three questions for Luna
An ending I did not see coming, and a second act that only makes sense the second time. That is rare, and I chase it.
Thirty-six chances per roll. It makes me decide what matters before I press the shutter, which is a good rule for most things.
You never entirely do. You just lose less often by trusting your first instinct and never the label you hope it is.
Notes on Luna
No guest notes published yet.A note appears here only after Octavia has read it: a first name, a month, nothing more. Nothing is ever written on a guest's behalf.
Read by Octavia before it appears · a first name and a month, never more · Luna can have any note taken down
A message for Luna
Already addressed to Luna. Fill in the brackets and send it; Octavia answers every line in one reply.
Hello, I would like to book Luna on [date] at [time] for [duration]. I am staying at [hotel name], and will share the room number on confirmation.
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Luna, by arrangement
Send a date, an hour and a length. Octavia looks at Luna's diary before anything else and answers in writing, usually within minutes.